the only queen that can be named in the same sentence as Beyonce and Mariah Carey and not be eclipsed so jot that down
(Source: mariahcareysource, via warmpastry)
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Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever
YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣
(via ruinedchildhood)
Lmaooo omg
Shego was lit regardless!
(via calcdad)
“And no, I do not yield one second to you! Not one second!”
Heated exchange between Rep. Mike Kelly and Rep. Maxine Waters on the US House floor.
(via ferait)
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Me 2 seconds after being born
i’m the panel
the stomping
😭
(Source: lassi, via ruinedchildhood)
